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Amp Demotivational Poster


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight gay vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick Ass.!


VAMPIRES AREN'T FAGGOTS - Any questions?


TAGS: twilight vampires
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by pornojoy

falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 1:08 pm
He should've at least been getting sunburned to a crisp. Dracula's got a FUCKING Cloak to sheild him!
Jackl - November 18, 2010, 3:29 pm
well, shimmer might make more sense to say , and simmering , eh, ya, that works, with the right spices
Jaubrey - November 1, 2009, 2:21 pm
Yes, they should burn violently. Simmering is much too mild.
TurnLeftHere - October 19, 2009, 6:01 am
i agree completely vampires shouldnt simmer in the sun.
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 11:57 am
No, just all these new gay ass vampires. Anne Rice threw up when she saw the preview for Twilight. And Bram Stoker is still spinning in his grave!!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:14 pm
Somebody's harboring some bad experiences.
_dog - September 24, 2009, 3:43 pm
Bad and monochrome?
Pacifist - September 24, 2009, 3:28 pm
Yes, I have a question? So all you're really trying to say is vampires are bad?
DrEvo82 - September 24, 2009, 12:27 pm
Right on!!!


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Alex

FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly [email protected]$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


BLADE - Do your job and kill that bastard!


TAGS: vampire hunter
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:08 am
Giving him a head start, how noble of you Blade.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 11:08 pm
I hear ya!! Blades in jail for the next 2 and a half years. That means more crappy movies and promotions coming. LOTS more.
bopop2 - January 5, 2011, 9:50 pm
Hell ya, i love this one,
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Here, too.


PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


GAY ALBINO VAMPIRES - Can Go Out During The Day


TAGS: gay albino vampires
Rating: 2.71/5


DEUTSCHLAND - Fick ja!




TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.




WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


TRUE BLOOD VS. TWILIGHT - True Blood wins. You get to see Anna Paquin's tits... *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*




GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.


TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by MustyK

xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"


TAGS: looks like uncle jedi clampett
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:53 am
You may be a Thailand jedi if you've ever heard " Luk Skeiwulka, I am your father... and your mother..."
Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:22 pm
lol


HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


GUINNESS LIKE CHAMPAGNE ONLY IRISH -


TAGS: guinness irish beer champagne
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Iforget

taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
As I sit in Dublin and tip my hat to the Irish.... like gold flowin' from angel's fingers....


LEGACY -


TAGS: ampere
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by epimethius05

ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 9:23 pm
e05, keep wishing & hoping for that until you believe it. And someday you might actually get laid too.
Waylander - January 28, 2011, 2:46 pm
It is a lot cleaner at least. But alas, 2L for the repeat.
epimethius05 - January 28, 2011, 12:16 pm
mine is alot better than his :P
ICEMAN - January 28, 2011, 7:26 am
Been done - recently - 126633


Lawful Good -


TAGS: fuzz dungeons amp dragons lawful good
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Malkavian

TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Simon Pegg is funny. You sir are not!
HITMAN!219 - July 19, 2009, 2:55 pm
Its all for the GREATER GOOD THE GREATER GOOD
Roger Ebert - December 2, 2008, 11:59 am
How did this pile of shite get greenlit?
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:32 am
"what made you want to become a police man officer?" sweet someone played along :D
james matthis - December 2, 2008, 10:54 am
"officer"
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 10:33 am
"what made you want to become a police man?"
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:29 am
"I wanna do what you do. You DO DO what I DO!"
God - September 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Tube Steak. You're quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the world. The "ph"ail thing is stupid.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm
PHAIL... but it was a kick ass movie.
Tom Weaver - June 18, 2008, 4:23 pm
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!


No Parking -


TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...




LONGHORN - What Aggies want to be when they grow up.


TAGS: ut longhorns champions aggies suck
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:07 pm

swat, go away
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:49 pm
manners, swat. We're not here to be a pain.
swat253 - November 26, 2010, 10:47 pm
24-17 and you're LAST in the Big XII South... Hook THIS, Bitch!
DreMagnum - December 2, 2009, 8:39 pm
As nice as Charles Manson and Hitler offspring after a rough day at school
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:28 pm

He probably knows know. Isn't Moooo+ behind just about everything?
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Well Rerun, does Aggy know that some random cow college has infringed on his identity? Isn't identity theft a CRIME? Huh? HUH!? WELL!?!? Wait...is Moooooooooooooo behind this?
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:40 pm

sorry guys, this isn't about you. I know, it really isn't. For those who don't know, The longhorn is University of Texas (my college), the Aggies ate Texas A & M. The enemy. Hook Em Horns
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:51 am
National champions in three, two, one...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:17 am
I don't get it...... Aggy's want to grow up to be steers? Weird Aspiration. ;)
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:26 am
Yeah, everyone knows that Aggy's longheld dream is to get picked for one of the spots on the "Cher Sings" Revue over at the Golden Nugget.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:23 am
I beg to differ.


Stuck in a rut -


TAGS: deer buck lamp shade on his head
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:03 pm
Thanks for the comments everyone.
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 7:08 am
A whitetail with a mullet? Must have been taken around here. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:54 pm

LOL5
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:26 pm
5 "undercover" horns.
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:35 am
Mastery. 5/F


OKAY - exactly what was it you were complaining about again?


TAGS: amputee disabled okami
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by okami

GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
So...You had/got Die-A-bee-tus?
okami - July 15, 2011, 4:18 am
well, i'm a double amputee, myself; lost both legs to Type 2 Diabetes, the second June 2011. i have serious doubts it's shopped, though i don't know the specifics of this case. i've personally known children with missing limbs, so i'll give 'im a pass.
cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:17 am
And this is not 'shopped?


VAMPIRES -


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
*divorce*
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloodsucking vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Priceless
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.


DEAR SPONGEBOB -


TAGS: sad spongebob squarepants is tampon
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

twill1962 - June 17, 2012, 10:59 pm
Actually, Ithink it makes him a sanitary pad.
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:31 am
Haha, explain that to the kids...lol


ADMIT IT - You're thinking about it too


TAGS: car ramp drive
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by motinet

flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:49 pm
When ever i see that in front of me i always freak out and start screaming ' WERE GOING TO DIE, RUN JUMP OUT THE WINDOWS!' then everyone stares at me in the car .3.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 5:26 pm
ye5, ye5 I am.
forseti - April 4, 2011, 10:02 am
You lost a "K" with your last stunt ;)
Defence2501 - April 4, 2011, 9:39 am
That would make me want to pull a Nightrider stunt!
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:03 pm

LOLZ...hugely so. you should contribute more often....sir.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 3:04 pm
it's that stupid little 12" lip at the top of the ramp... if only it wasn't there.
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 9:33 am
ALWAYS think about it haha. If only it weren't for clearance issues...hmm


BRUCE CAMPBELL - The one man who can get the chicks while killing zombies


TAGS: evil dead bruce campbell
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 7:23 am
I get to meet the King in June. Bruce Campbell is the creator of awesome sauce.


DEPORTIVO SAPRISSA - Bringing Joy since 1935




GAMER - Ones a gamer always a gamer


TAGS: gamer old gramps
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

TigerKid - October 2, 2008, 11:59 pm
This is so going to be me in the future. Hopefully we can play telepathically before I get arthritis.
unsavory - July 16, 2008, 11:45 am
Oh, missed that, -_-
-_- - July 12, 2008, 8:39 pm
Or, 'once'. Depending on your use of the 'lenguage'. *snickers*


hajj stampede -




DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




CREEPYPASTA -


TAGS: woods photo camp
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Sho

pzykosiz - November 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
Can you say "selfies"?
MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 3:54 am
I've got chills, they're multiplying. :) brrrrr
Sho - December 12, 2012, 12:32 pm
The pictures that were taken are for you to imagine by yourself. The one in the poster just shows where she camped
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 12:12 pm
I'm an visually impaired person in a way that I usually can see exactly (as if it were in front of my eyes) what someone is talking about, but I didn't have that with this one. Thanks tho.
GaryO - December 11, 2012, 8:10 am
In your mind, some need a little more time in the dark room to develop……...
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:16 am
I dont get it.... where are the pictures?
Sho - July 1, 2012, 12:38 pm
I rather let the reader's fantasy do the rest. Nothing's more effective than your own imagination
motifayk - July 1, 2012, 2:53 am
It would have been creepier-pasta if we got to know what happened next. Or is that why we don't know it? LOL ... 5he must go back there once more...
Sho - June 28, 2012, 8:41 pm
Lol thx man
Reality Lord - June 28, 2012, 8:38 pm

hairs...on ....arms...standing. dude...you just took the bar way wayyyyy up. awesome poster. i'm off to ban whoever downvotes this :D...JOKING...JUST JOKING.
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:55 pm
LMAO but creepy... 5L
Iconoclast - June 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
Truly demotivational. 5 delayed screams.


Adventure Goals -


TAGS: amp d lol gaming mixed baby dragons
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Roamer

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:45 pm
CONGRATULATIONS you made me laugh, your prize is a slap in the fa... wait, no, sorry, wrong cuecard, Your prize is 5 dragon laye... ummm 5layers. well done
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:44 pm
Ok, this just killed me XD
Warghl - June 19, 2009, 1:13 pm
It's not a comic it's from Fredrik K T Andersson on elfwood.com I .... think....
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 11:15 pm
I just want to know if this is a single piece or part of a comic somewhere...
jackassjoker - March 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
so that is how Gar-goals were named
Crunk - March 21, 2009, 8:19 pm
dragons can polymorph so anyone can be fooled
Merlin The Twisted - January 13, 2009, 1:51 pm
Ehh, for me, that WOULD be an adventure goal, if only to be able to say that I did.


THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966


TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by crackers411

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
Way more bad-a*s!


EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A VAMPIRE - He's a fairy.


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:45 am
1L


ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!




CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by hootizz

hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


HELL NO - I don't sparkle in sunlight!


TAGS: dracula twilight vampire christopher lee
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:46 am
Meh a bit better. Dont continue on the vampire theme tho.


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by Walkerofskies

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very fucked up yet so very hilarious


A L U C A R D - When he kills a vampire, it doesn't turn into girly-ass sparkles!


TAGS: alucard dracula twilight hellsing vampire vampires anime manga
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by al

Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:22 am
Actually, they turn to dust, which sparkles in the OVA
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:20 am
Actually, I'm nice and mid-cycle. Blame it on whatever you want, though.
culos - August 10, 2010, 9:18 am
Sorry TOC, I know PMS when I see it. I'll be a wise old Greybeard and I'll cease and desist. Hell hath no fury than a woman about to bleed (Shakespearish)
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:06 am
5L because it is about Hellsing. Oh, and culos, keep trolling my comments. Go for it.


UMMM HI UHHH DID I SAY HI ALREADY? -


TAGS: hot steampunk woman nervous man
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:45 am
There's a movie IRON SKYS "Nazis from the dark side of the moon" that looks steam punk, I can't wait for it.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 8:43 am
I love steam punk in movies, and cosplay. There's a steampunk phone cover you can get
szo850 - October 21, 2012, 7:21 am
steam condenses into sweat?
Reality Lord - March 13, 2012, 5:14 pm

personally a huge fan of the genre. nice
mariand - March 13, 2012, 5:58 am
nice one ;)


MY DAD.... -


TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by steph1

Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm

5weet 5teph...very.


I LOVE YOU -




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




REGRETS -


TAGS: beware lest you turn into an example as well hammy
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 1, 2011, 1:24 am
The way any true beta would !
house - July 1, 2011, 12:41 am
Love this poster H. 5L, Fav'd, saved and anonymously e-mailed to the (secret) love of my life
Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:12 am
Thank You Guys
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:22 am
5L Sad
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 7:57 am

touching. now where's my damn anti-depressants. 5 hammy...n1...again.


SEXY VAMPIRE CHICK - The hardest decision a man will have to make should I take up her offer of a BJ


TAGS: vamp
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by daimuldoon

forseti - January 12, 2011, 12:49 pm
Be careful, a wooden stake could kill her...
trainwreck - January 12, 2011, 7:41 am
well, that IS where the blood goes to...
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 6:04 pm
Man decision? Hell, I'd do her!


VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by jalford

Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


CAN YOU - Spot the odd one out


TAGS: odd one out vampire
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Alixian

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 7:12 am
Actually, each of them is unique in their own way: Top Left - He's a Muppet; Top Right - He's gay; Bottom Left - she's female; Bottom Right - he's based on a real person. BTW: 5L.
Alixian - August 11, 2011, 2:33 am
No he's just a shiny fairy
crackers411 - August 10, 2011, 10:07 pm
C'mon people! We ALL know edward isint a vampire.
D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
hmmmm... I KNOW it's the huge pale white db in the top right!
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:53 am
At the same time it could be bottom left for being a woman, top left for being a muppet
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 8:21 am
And I was thinking it had something to do with insertion of hands, making bottom right the odd one out..
Vampyro - July 29, 2011, 12:04 am
Yeah it's the 5parkly fairy in the top right corner.


OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!




[email protected]%&RS -


TAGS: amber lamps epic beard man
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by petechefchik

[email protected] - March 6, 2010, 1:22 am
I saw the video, but WTF is an amber lite??


MY SOLE PURPOSE - In this lifetime is to be a bad example ...


TAGS: sole purpose be bad example
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:28 pm
He's being a bad example by enjoying life. Monks are self adoring hypocrites.
Zetmonk - June 15, 2012, 2:09 am
I want to meet that man!
Bull - June 14, 2012, 5:19 pm
My thoughts exactly!!


COSPLAY AMPUTEE -




VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS - Because Tampons Just Don't Cut It No More




Giggle Switch -


TAGS: example of too much fun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

david5300 - April 25, 2017, 11:36 pm
" Giggle Switch " how appropriate !!!! I will use that term !
david5300 - April 25, 2017, 11:35 pm
" Giggle Switch " how appropriate !!!! I will use that term !


EVERY PERSON SEXIER THAN YOU, OF YOUR SAME GENDER, HAS SOME DOWNSIDE -




HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!


TAGS: harold camping you ve been punk d
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Budog

Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 1:36 pm
Punk'd...by L. Ron Hubbard!


YOU CAN'T HIDE - WHAT'S INSIDE. And that white dress isn't fooling anyone either!




MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


Neutral Evil -


TAGS: amp d gaming alignment
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Roamer

familyghost - November 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
I love this one. So sick and twisted...


DOES IT STACK? - success lies in asking the right question at the right time


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.39/5

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elsevier - April 28, 2008, 5:11 pm
ROTFL! the minmaxer's motto!


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a motherfucker" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


DOCTOR J. -




THE SUPER BOWL - I don't care who is playing. Everyone is a winner when it comes to bacon.


TAGS: super bowl bacon tropy champion
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 10:24 am
Except the pig. Oh well.
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 8:22 am
I Love It 12 Eggs On The Side.


LOOPHOLES -


TAGS: tsa dynamite tampon body scan pulling strings
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by steph1

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:41 pm
I think it's the government's way of getting some of these part-time security guards to 2nd [email protected] That's "old school" base I was referring to. 5L
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:17 am
LOL Watch out for a heavy flow day! *GROSS*


BLOOD MAY BE THICK THAN WATER -


TAGS: do vampires earn red wings
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:58 am
Eww....Bet it tasted like fish at the saaaaaame time
TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 10:27 am
is he SURE it was just blood?
palmat - December 10, 2009, 4:21 am
=))
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 4:10 pm
hahahahaha-gross... 5 aunt flows.
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
The red hanky patrol has found him
Screamin Daemon - December 9, 2009, 10:41 am
So gross yet so good at the same time.
Shyanne - December 9, 2009, 10:24 am
aha ha ha ha ha ewwwwwwww. I love it!
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 6:45 am
Well done Random. 5Ls
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:29 am
Sorry woody, got the wrong guy there. My bad
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 2:28 am
giulio again. He's not being sneaky about it... just a punk.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:27 am
Guess I called you one
Zed - December 9, 2009, 2:27 am
and the Timmie here is whoever 1 lioned it out of sheer spite.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 2:26 am
Timmie is the local term for an internet troll.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:24 am
that timmy hit fast though
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:24 am
Perfect caption, absolutely beautiful
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 2:24 am
5LMAO!


NEVER - have I wanted to go to Bible Class more!!


TAGS: nice tramp stamp
Rating: 3.67/5
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 11:08 pm
gufbal to houston... membership at T-minus 2 more bad comments and counting...
gufbal - October 2, 2010, 11:01 pm
who said that was a she? thats my crossdressing tranny neighbor... and he is therre to fix the fridge! good call!
Sean - December 3, 2009, 12:06 pm
Hey, some light reading during anal ... unless she's actually there to fix the fridge.


Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A pedovamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp dicks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not gay.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
fuck no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks ass like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks ass in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less gay. ALOT less gay.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?


I HAVE AN IDEA : LET'S PULL THE PLUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: ideas lamp light action bright
Rating: 4.55/5

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carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.


TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - This is only the beginning


TAGS: rpg d amp d lvl1
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Morrigan

Grelvire - November 17, 2011, 1:38 pm
THACO?
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
Uh... how old is he anyways?
aerofiend - February 28, 2009, 12:33 am
That reminds me, I still need to get that shirt for my nephew.
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 10:40 pm
Hmm, definatly a woman with those stats.
TigerKid - September 21, 2008, 1:41 am
Of course he's highest in charisma lol
! - August 11, 2008, 4:15 pm
LMFAO


PMS -




PORPHYRIC HEMOPHILIA - sucks


TAGS: oblivion vampirism vampire
Rating: 2.32/5
iPwn - February 23, 2009, 6:14 pm
I lol'd
thebadestnongaybadass - December 31, 2008, 6:11 pm
its only funny if you play oblivion


TEKKEN - Teaching how to react when she talks back to you.


TAGS: tekken punching women example talk back rnr
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by RnR

Yeo - April 26, 2009, 5:32 am
I can't believe some people...
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 2:56 pm
Falcon punch!
Captain Douchebag - August 10, 2008, 11:32 pm
Surprise abortion?
Captain Falcon - August 10, 2008, 10:57 pm
I taught him that move.


NOVICE VAMPIRE -


TAGS: anime vampire cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

MetaShadow - January 4, 2011, 9:20 pm
yah where is this from? it looks fun.
MaNiC8Ball - August 13, 2010, 6:52 am
What comic is this from? Oh and the Femoral artery is waaay easier to find.. more fun too!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:36 pm
O, Ice, come on! That's legitimately funny. 5/5
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 10:33 pm
STOP!!! STOP!!! No more anime puhleeeese! arrrrrrrgghhh!!!
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
5L - all newbies make mistakes and have to keep trying until they get the knack of things


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: time of wonder adventure tampons
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Link L33T - January 15, 2010, 1:13 am
sooooooooo very lucky this isnt 4chan...


EDWARD CULLEN - Vampire school was hard on the sparkly dork.


TAGS: vampire
Rating: 3.52/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 7:28 am
And he's down for the count!
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 10:47 am
and the Count gives him the ol 1,2.


VAMPIRISM - Not so great after all


TAGS: vampire vampirism not so great lol comic
Rating: 3.27/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:05 pm
the tatoos can be fixed by removing the flesh then drinking blood to regenerate
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 3:07 pm
Oh. Come on. Have an Original thought.....1.


CAMPING -




ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.




NAIVETE' -


TAGS: gentle people campfire stake
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2016, 9:07 am

Ha!
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2016, 2:07 am
I thought it was Guy Fawkes or V in his Fawksian mask.
lgvernon - March 28, 2016, 11:39 am

This is a painting depicting the Miami Native American tribe buring a European explorer at the stake. Thanks!
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:02 am
Of course the choice of fuel is interesting----but somewhere, out there, is a small warming fire of the truly good.
mizzdizz - March 28, 2016, 10:00 am
Good 1, IgV! A spark of hope amidst the darkness of chaos! ^!!!!!


FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Bull

Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance


TAGS: fred and barney flinstone rubble bedrock cavemen bromance ultimate amp gay cave men cave man caveman dinosaur slate and co
Rating: 2.74/5

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Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
Hell...they may have invented it


THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.




REAL VAMPIRES -




SUPER MARIO CHALMERS - KANSAS JAYHAWKS 2008 NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!


TAGS: super mario kansas jayhawks 2008 ncaa champions memphis
Rating: 2.31/5

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GoForthAndDie - September 9, 2008, 11:47 pm
Stupor Mario Chalmers-kicked out of NBA rookie orientation :D


VAMPIRES - The socially acceptable way to be into necrophilia


TAGS: vampires
Rating: 2.24/5

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Neo - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
finally something that thinks for its self and i can kill legaly


EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...


TAGS: katrina country louisiana marsh swamp bayou hurricanes catfish gross weird food
Rating: 1.38/5

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Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
Not literally, you can refer to different parts of the U.S. as "X Country" in relation to something, like calling Texas "Bush Country" during his presidency (although the election moreso) .
TJ - April 28, 2009, 3:21 am
Louisiana - Now a country.
mackerel - January 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
Yum, yum, anusburger.


MARINES - You may have been the apple of your mother's eye. But you're in the Corps now.


TAGS: marines military boot camp sergeants
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:10 pm
ARE YEW SMIRKING AT THE WAY MY HAT FITS?


STEAMPUNK -


TAGS: envision being steampunk autumnspirit
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:39 am
Ty, Steampunk is a difficult concept to grasp. I felt poetic would capture it more.
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 1:05 am
poetic steampunk theme. I love it! 5L


ONE NIGHT STAND - Yes there is, but don't forget about the lamp


TAGS: one night stand lamp
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - January 13, 2012, 7:20 pm
Point taken.. Clever


SILVER BULLETS - There are POLICE DEPARTMENTS that can still afford SILVER BULLETS in this ECONOMY?!!


TAGS: unioun vampires werewolves it zombie
Rating: 3.17/5

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MashiMashi - June 5, 2012, 9:14 pm
YOU "MODERATORS" reject my posters saying work on it, needs more work. So i did, the ZOMBIE thang was just too EZ, infact everyone thought of it even the mainstream maedia, and then that prank zombie video. It was the CHUPACABARAS!!
motinet - June 3, 2012, 2:30 pm

I think were dealing with a zombie here though
MashiMashi - May 27, 2012, 7:45 pm
Happy-Camper, uhhm what do you shoot with SILVER BULLETS? Half-Man/half-(WOLF/BEAST/DEMON), that'll steal your soul and eat your face off, nd when you Kill them they Metamorphasize back into a "NAKED HUMAN". hence my tags Vampires Werewolves Chupacabres
fan4camping - May 27, 2012, 7:14 pm
What does silver bullets have to do with anything in that article picture?


DEER CAMP -


TAGS: deer camp hunting
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:48 pm
reminds me of my moose camp! 5L


TENSER'S TRANSFORMATION - because sometimes you just can't pass spell resistance


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Ekrenor

No-one - March 20, 2009, 7:18 pm
Bacon and LogicDude needs to get some hobbies of their own, and possibly also laid.
HurHur... - March 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
Never seen this pic of Gandalf slaying the Balrog before. Whoever the artist is, they're rather good.
LogicDude - October 15, 2008, 9:34 am
Someone needs to go OUTSIDE and play. You're spending WAY too much time in the basement of the Science Building here!
Bacon - September 13, 2008, 9:55 pm
What the fuck are you nerds talking about?
waterstand - August 22, 2008, 10:59 am
@ Shigeru: you must probably be referring to the AD&D ruleset (with its frustrating and meaningless limitations): in D&D 3E and 3.5E TT grants you proficiency with all simple and martial weapons (longsword included, of course)
Shigeru - June 1, 2008, 11:42 pm
Technically, TT used to let you fight with either a dagger or a staff.
alzy84 - April 29, 2008, 12:53 pm
LOL ... but you also need a magical sword with you!


END OF THE WORLD? - Nope, just the end of your savings account.


TAGS: rapture harold camping
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TheBob

Master - May 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
His "church" (in Oakland, near San Francisco) was locked up, tight. A bunch of people who came from Maryland were extremely disappointed---and ANNOYED.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 11:11 am
Ooopss!! Now he says it's going to be Oct 21, 2011 - Forgot to carry the one?
FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 8:07 pm
I think he just did it for the lulz...


VLAD DRACULA - Because manly vampires don't sparkle.


TAGS: vampire dracula twilight cullen
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by dantheman

vlad9885 - May 31, 2013, 2:28 am
Vlad approves


GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View


TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.


REDUNDANCY - Really Proud To Be Canadian


TAGS: life tramp stamp licence plate ass
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
As a German, I of course want to invade!!! 5L
Sean - July 14, 2009, 5:43 pm
No LD, the tunnel part is covered up.
BriaHere - July 14, 2009, 4:13 pm
I am proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free. Oh wait, I'm English.
LogicDude - July 14, 2009, 2:17 pm
I hate motifakes where the text just repeats what's in the picture...AND this is a tunnel too? Wait...it's not? That's her...oh. Nevermind.
CANADA - July 14, 2009, 11:14 am
i know a girl with that exact tattoo, it might be her. shes from winnipeg
Mr_Jones - June 15, 2009, 10:41 am
Proud to be an american, where at least i kno i'm free, and i plan to fuk every canadian, who looks so damn sexy


OHHHHH - I C WHUT U DID THAR!


TAGS: tramp stamp
Rating: 1.55/5


Vera de Milo is REAL! -


TAGS: miley cyrus tramp whore slut
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by raygun505

ughomer - August 27, 2013, 4:46 am
Pretty f*cking funny! Create more like this dandy!


Vegan Joke #10 -




AMPUTEES - Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we’re going to have a bloody good Paralympic team in 2012!


TAGS: paralympic amputee
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Arkot

Greeny - April 20, 2014, 7:17 am
...serious time... heh
irresistablex3 - January 14, 2011, 11:02 pm
just the thought of losing my legs scare me >_
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:58 am
airborne knows things.
airborne - January 14, 2011, 2:57 am
That's Oscar Pistorius - South Africa's top para-olympic runner. He "plays" with a modified Yamaha R1 and has done some serious good times in a standard DB9 around a track ....
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:49 pm

...and it made me laugh.
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:48 pm

totally tasteless....5L.
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:46 pm
There was one in Florida. I saw the COPS episode a long time ago.
50cal - January 13, 2011, 12:38 pm
Or fast cops! Imagine watching cops seeing an amputees chase down a crook. Tink, tink, tink...... :) Hats off to my fellow army vets.


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